![]() ![]() I always wanted to have someone, someone to love. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom. – DoryĪge is something that doesn’t matter unless you are a cheese. Of course, I don’t really remember yesterday all that well. – Groucho Marxīefore you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are. I’ve been looking for a girl like you – not you, but a girl like you. If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war… just couple of nations not talking with each other. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes. If the bus came would I be standing here? – Billy Connolyīefore you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, “Has the bus come yet?”. If you’re gonna be late, then be late and not just 2 minutes – make it an hour and enjoy your breakfast. ![]() If at first you don’t succeed, remove all evidence you ever tried. ![]() There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it. There’s nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can’t prolong. I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception. I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work I want to achieve immortality through not dying. In the end, you ignore everything and click “I Agree.” Best Funny Quotes And Sayings – Mae WestĪrguing with a women is like reading the software license agreement. – Woody Allenĭon’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else. His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. ![]()
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